Where in the fuckety-fuck have you been all my life, amazing, ever-so-slightly off-color, awesomely hilarious phrase?

Someone best get me a smoking bunny ASAP.

Marry me?

Marry me?

I don't even like boys but I am all over this.

Marry me?

Yay! I just got it along with a ton of other books for my birthday. Summer break-from-grad-school reading here I come!

Thank you. I'm going to pretend none of this ever happened, and I'm 2o again. Bless.

Dudes,

I am soooo excited to see this, alone. I was fine watching the trailer until I heard Werner Herzog's voice. That sent me off into a babbling, bawling mess. Sniff.

Dodai, you owe me a glass of pinot (Ramona! Not) and a new keyboard for "Doily-Mothra realness."

Why isn't this on NOW? Wah.

As a yankee-fan-by-birth-and-parental-threat, you fucking win.

Marry me?

Yea. Fucking terrifying innit?

You need to shut up or Imma come and marry you!

Marry me?

I lurve you.

Shut up and marry me.

I love every single thing about this. You are such a fucking rock star.