Yet another way to put my useless degree in classics to work. Team Artemis FTW!

!!! I lurve L7. Lurve, lurve, lurve.

hahahhaha. you're so funny.

Right? I never heard of this story until very recently and now, I swear, I think every single kid/adult should read immediately. There is so much sub-text under the sub-text that it feels like it's about to burst. Extraordinary.

I recently read "We Have Always Lived in the Castle." Jonathan Lethem, in the introduction, comments on how everyone has read "The Lottery" even if they don't know it. Indeed. What a writer she was.

Yes! She couldn't possibly know what Instagram is, nor could she imagine how people who have no idea what her life is like think she couldn't have any of her own agency and, you know, like things. Like Instagram.

I can not believe that I didn't think of the name "Pignoli" for one of my cats. It might be the best cat name. Ever.

Sweet Fancy Moses! They are just spectacular.

Best. Movie. EVER.

Lindy, I fucking love you for this. I was just watching this piece of shit with my gf of 11 years and she was all "Aw" and "he's so cute" and I was all who the fuck are you and what have you done to my girlfriend? She finally snapped out of the hold that thing has on her (and me) and re-entered the world. I hate this…

Troyyyy! You are a supreme badass. I hope you will lord this over your competitors. There should be a prize for most awesome thing I did this year. And Troy would take ALL the trophies!

Kelly is the BEST. Love, love, love!

HOW IS SHE POSSIBLE? SHE IS FUCKING PERFECT.

Raven is so the baddest bitch.

"It means that I am present in the world, and that I realize that there is a problem with the way we've constructed gender."

She is the most-est!

Carrie Mae Weems is a perfect human and should run the world. Everyone should see her show. Everything she does - even the stuff that may be hard - is life-affirming.

Indeed. I'm not a fan in general, but Christopher Hitchens wrote a great book about it:

All I know about her is that she is a badass and needs to be in charge of something huge. So, yes.

Coco Rocha is fucking perfect.