Is there anything Mr. Rogers can't do? Seriously, he is a total badass when he's teaching kids to count. LOVE.

Sweet fancy moses! Why have I never seen this before? I FUCKING LOVE YOU FOR POSTING THIS.

Any day without a Vincent Price reference is really not worth living.

'Natch. And Saffy will be serving.

I consider the Olive Garden a crime against my people. Forget the mob and Jersey goombahs; THIS IS REAL PROBLEM.

I want these shoes and a fainting couch and some cocktails and a looooong cigarette holder and some fabulous nibbley bits. Now, please.

I get what you're saying and I am VERY happy to dance on the grave of the GWB, but the thing that really chaps my chaps is that this is something ELECTED PUBLICLY-FUNDED OFFICIALS spent time planning, doing and lying about. It's a fucking juvenile asshole/dickwad/shithead/fuckface thing to do and if it was a stoned…

Indeed. She really looks fabulous. Her skin color just glows off that print.

Yes! But it does depend somewhat on the character/actor. Treme or no Treme, Bunk will always be Bunk forever. For.Ever. I have watched the "fuck" scene with him and McNulty a gazillion times because it is perfect. And I love Treme!

I could watch Coco Rocha do her shit all day long. She is the bomb.

Hmm. I normally do NOT like when smarmy teenagers stump truly awesome profs, but you get a pass for being a shit-stirring Bullwinkle fan.

Is that a challenge? I am SO there.

New plan: kill multiple dog-hating landlords, fill buildings with leaning greyhounds. Capice?

I love you more with each post. xooxoxoox

Yes. As an lesbian shitass full of murdering old, I concur. These kids today are FABULOUS.

Damn Lindy, Mr. Anderson sounds like a badass. My dreams are made of smugly out-witting a group of 9th-graders. Seriously.

Clearly, I need to kill my landlord.

Agh! They are too, too much! Love their jowly little faces.

OMFG! I adore greyhounds. Ever since the day I went to a rescue booth thing at a street fair and one of the hounds just LEANED AGAINST MY LEG the entire fucking time I was talking to the humans staffing the thing. I could barely stand it. I can barely stand it now, 15 years later. If I didn't live in a rent stabilized…

Pretty fucking spectacular. Well done.