I'm so sorry! I lost my sweet little kitty a year ago and it breaks my heart every day.

Is that movie — like one of many, not to mention the television shows, product endorsements, theater, and stuff that has made you incredibly wealthy but not at all shallow enough to troll about someone's looks online about — starring you?

Well, boo. If I didn't already love the shit out of you; this:

Bravo

Why are you trying to hurt me? BTW, It's even StevPHen!

DON'T even joke about that. My heart can't take the excitement.

Oh, how I love this! It takes me back in a wonderful way.

Sorry but I've got you beat at the cats-eating-fuckedup-stuff genre. An old cat of mine was racing through the apartment crazy fast with a burst of silver shooting out her butt. Once I caught her, I discovered a long piece of tinsel coming out of her butt with a turd attached at the end. I removed it - she was totally…

If I could replace the excessive booze with clouds of weed, I suspect it would be a very different and much more pleasurable situation....

Are you trying to hurt me?

The locals pronounce it "getthefuckoutofmyway." I think.

They just told me that they are in your neighborhood. Enjoy!

Because these fucking douchebags get shitfaced and march down sidewalks in gangs of eight bajillion screaming aowwghyui!! and knocking people out the way. I just had to navigate through these fuckwads about an hour ago at the Union Square subway station and walk home as the were clomping, en masse, in my direction.

I beg you to please keep mis-hearing as long as you post them. This made my fucking grad-school-paper-writing-avoidance-Friday.

I love you. Marry me?

I seem to be having trouble understanding what the fuck is happening in the Pennsylvania one. It's clothing and some sort limb? Help me.

What have you done? This is the most magical gif in all of gifdom!

Good God man, you are the fucking shit!

Oh my! I hope Cliff Richard is aware of this.

I think you mean "Prick." I LOVE that show so much.