Beyond just giving out links to basic information, I am not sure I see the upside to Twitter. 

I don’t do any of the stuff that they recommend in this article and the damn thing still won’t die.  Screw lawns.

Just to be a little contrary, but I always heard that the word “barbecue” came from an Arawak Indian word: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbecue#Etymology_and_history

That is an interesting idea.

I think of the owner and the only phrase that comes to mind is “What a monstrous cunt.”

Wow.  Hands down the best use of the word coprophagia that I have ever seen.

Pfft.  He is just knock-off Christie Cleek: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christie-Cleek

“God damn it Mr. Noodle!”

I firmly believe that TS3 is a legitimate and worthy masterpiece in the truest sense of the word.  I will never watch it again because I literally can’t handle it.  The scene with Andy giving his toys to Bonnie almost killed me.  When the movie was over in the theater and the lights came on, every adult in my row was…

Same.  Not really sure why I do it.  It’s some sort of zombie momentum.

True:

Yeah.  It’s not as if he is the last sociopathic cop out there.

That campaign is my favorite ad campaign of all time.  Not joking.

Not Jewish, but I have been obsessed with the idea of gribenes every since I learned of them.  I have only experimented with them in a very small way, but this article is inspiring me to try again.

This is one of those posts that people say “I can’t give this enough stars/likes/etc.”  The fact that this exists at all is supremely irritating because it means that if whiny shitbags whine enough then they get their way, and I don’t think that that behavior should be encouraged.  I don’t actively encourage piracy,…

The only reason that Suicide Squad isn’t on top of the all-time money list is that it wasn’t in 3D.

It was the only movie that I have seen in 3D and I still hated it.

Half the joy of Columbo is looking for young stars.  The other half is Peter Falk’s portrayal of Columbo.  One of the best characters to ever be on TV.  Watching old Columbo episodes has really helped this past year.

There is the assertion every New Yorker cartoon can be captioned with “Christ, what an asshole.”  It works with everything that Jim Jordan ever says also.  Try it yourself.