This is one of those posts that people say “I can’t give this enough stars/likes/etc.”  The fact that this exists at all is supremely irritating because it means that if whiny shitbags whine enough then they get their way, and I don’t think that that behavior should be encouraged.  I don’t actively encourage piracy,…

The only reason that Suicide Squad isn’t on top of the all-time money list is that it wasn’t in 3D.

It was the only movie that I have seen in 3D and I still hated it.

Half the joy of Columbo is looking for young stars.  The other half is Peter Falk’s portrayal of Columbo.  One of the best characters to ever be on TV.  Watching old Columbo episodes has really helped this past year.

There is the assertion every New Yorker cartoon can be captioned with “Christ, what an asshole.”  It works with everything that Jim Jordan ever says also.  Try it yourself.

That’s because the best chocolate chip cookie is the one that you have in your hand.  Until you get the next one in your hand.

Yeah.   This is one of the most pointless posts on io9. 

I would like to think that they did it just so she can’t claim that she didn’t say the bullshit that she did. Like “Let’s keep this bitch talking and then we can use the tape for our entry into the KAREN awards.

Soul cancer.  No soul=no hair.

65??  Why are you lying to us?

Miller is the most evil person in that administration, which I think we can all agree is really a high bar to meet. He also consistently wins (35 years and counting!) the Most Punchable Face on the Planet competition.

Gotta keep your eye on these ratfuckers all the time.

I am very happy to see this guy doing well and to read this story.  I just wish it didn’t happen to be because he knew a billionaire who was willing to help personally.

“I’m not going to sit here and act like, playing the big victim card. But I mean, I was a victim in this as well,” he said.

There is absolutely no way that that description could be starred highly enough.

Okay, partially minority opinion here. I was okay with Dexter becoming a lumberjack. I don’t think that he deserved a happy ending, he was a serial killer and had done a ton of bad shit, even outside of his code. Now, everything else, yeah, it was crap.

Not Tiffany Hump?

Trump was always pig vomit.  He just realized later that other people liked that and he could revel in/reveal his pig vomitousness to the world.

It’s a fantastic idea, but police unions (because they are horrible, fucking shit people) will scream and scream and scream that it is unfair to test cops. They have a tough job and might need something to unwind from their long day of violating the civil rights of POC.

Man, if he is worried about rain now, he must be really concerned about all the yellow rain that is going to fall on his grave.