It’s a fantastic idea, but police unions (because they are horrible, fucking shit people) will scream and scream and scream that it is unfair to test cops. They have a tough job and might need something to unwind from their long day of violating the civil rights of POC.

Man, if he is worried about rain now, he must be really concerned about all the yellow rain that is going to fall on his grave.

I see another black woman who is being required to have literally superhuman patience to deal with a white man-baby whose parents apparently never taught him that other people have rights.

Except in this version, he would be the person who got shot, and then his killer would be praised and he would be remembered as a “bad dude.”

THANK YOU.  I wondered about that as a kid.  Seemed like it would be a really bumpy drive.

He would be great as Peter Grant in the tv adaptation of the Rivers of London series.

Thumbs up for monkey cum.

Holy shit, that would be awesome, but you have to fit Harriet Tubman in there too.

I went once with kids and feel that it helped me understand why Bin Laden hated America.

I think that it would be better if it came out that Oliver had made those plans (as he totally would) and that they were left behind in some hidden cache that he didn’t tell anyone about (as he totally would).

Best description of Lindsey Graham:  “Lindsey Graham will go down in history as a bowl of cold boogers.”

Kuru is no laughing matter.  Ha Ha.  I’ve got my eye on you.

No one ever said that.  Ever.

I admit that I am not really seeing the downside there.

It’s more than just the best severed hand in cinema history!  I hold that it is the best severed body OF ANY KIND in cinematic history!  CHANGE MY MIND!

I am convinced that BART cops are the worst cops.  Not even counting the horrifying Oscar Grant story, there was the story about how two BART cops went to a crime scene and one shot the other because he didn’t know he was there.  They are the idiots of cops, and I know that that is a low bar.

Oh.  No doubt.  But Namor ranks really high on that scale as well.

I would like to see him hire the greater Gruden: Jon.  Snyder would spend an unholy amount of money.  Marc Davis would sue everybody, including Las Vegas to get out of Vegas and return to Oakland somehow.  Jon’s red skin would fit in well, and it would make family Thanksgiving dinners at the Gruden household AMAZING.

Trying to hold in my laughter in the library.  Silly, but really effective.  Thank you very much.

Goddamn it!  I hadn’t realized that Nazi “faux”cest cosplay porn is a thing, but now that you have said it I am sure that it is and I am NOT HAPPY about that.