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Shouldn’t that be Bark?

He will have to work on beating his dad’s rookie record of trying to pay off a cop to get out of a speeding ticket.

Sad. I just found out that there is a mystery Gladiator:

“You will never be able to unhear me saying to you that I have to go in the house before my kids to make sure my husband didn’t kill himself.”

Until now I would have picked Steph’s shot that destroyed the Thunder as my favorite shot of all time, but now there is another contender.

It’s funny that in the vast universe of sports shitbags I have no problem pointing to Sepp as worthy of a top spot.

Seeing Harden try and whine for that call just makes me hate him more.

I had to look at a picture of Dwayne Wade.

Read most, if not all of the Callahan’s books and really liked them, but there was always something poking at me for not loving them.  I finally realized that there is a strong undercurrent of libertarian smugness that really irritated me.  Gave them up.

Speaking only for myself, but my sympathies are always 100% for the players. They are the ones that have been training and working and practicing for most of their lives to get the chance to play baseball. While not subject to the same dangers as football players, the chances for injuries are not inconsequential.  I

I once made an aioli and had a friend comment to her husband “See, this is what I mean about almost too much garlic.”  I couldn’t decide whether to be irritated or pleased.

And that’s how you guard Steph Curry.  Easy-peasy.

I honestly thought that the bit at the end was Harry talking about being born into the royal family.  No joke.

This has changed my bacon experience.  I am telling everyone I know who eats bacon about this.

I know my store pretty well and I don’t do it obsessively, but I break it down by left side of the store, middle of the store and right side.  We keep a list on the fridge and I just add a little L, R, or C.  It really saves on backtracking.

The Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter cups are probably illegal.

He has a neck like an brontosaurus.  I can’t focus on anything else.

I once watched a curling match with a kid named Brock Justice.  That name has stuck in my head for over 15 years.

Perfect Dalek Apres-ski wear.

And massively underrated.