On 14, I would accept massive head injury.

New business venture!

Asshole, but damn he can play. Just hope he doesn’t give Lebron a nutshot this series.

Your mother is a goddamn legend for saying it was probably just because you didn’t like the teacher. That’s a dream comeback.

Fair point. Well made.

Curry’s the only player I know that single-handedly killed a franchise. That 3 against Oklahoma that he shot from Kansas pretty much directly led to Durant and Harden leaving.

I would like to add that Harold Lloyd is as good as basically anything that Chaplin and Keaton did. Kid Brother and Safety Last are wonderful.

Holy shit. Nancy is actually funny for the first time ever. Mind blown.

Fucking monsters.

Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman....

When I was younger I was a huge fan of Steve McNair. He was amazing, the next best thing to a superhero. Then during the 2003 season he was generally too hurt to practice. He would rest during the week, then come up and win footballs games in some absurd way. I felt worse and worse as I realized I was watching someone…

“failing to cross the road at a right angle or shortest route”. If this were to be enforced in a totally color-blind way I would support it (HA, yeah right). I hate these people.

Man, Landis was a dick.

I know I am in the minority, but I love Texas in the summer, including Houston. It feels comfortable to me.

It’s only three hours from Austin.

Only nitpick is that she is 47.

This one should be number 1. Saw it in college and the entire theater freaked out. One friend barely acknowledges that this scene exists.

So, Curry and Lebron kneel for their first games and get suspended? I just can’t see that going over well.

I started following the Braves in 1989 and was an extremely devoted follower ever since. Love them. But this stadium bullshit is beyond the pale. I hope they choke on vomit. I don’t care whose.