Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman....

When I was younger I was a huge fan of Steve McNair. He was amazing, the next best thing to a superhero. Then during the 2003 season he was generally too hurt to practice. He would rest during the week, then come up and win footballs games in some absurd way. I felt worse and worse as I realized I was watching someone…

“failing to cross the road at a right angle or shortest route”. If this were to be enforced in a totally color-blind way I would support it (HA, yeah right). I hate these people.

Man, Landis was a dick.

I know I am in the minority, but I love Texas in the summer, including Houston. It feels comfortable to me.

It’s only three hours from Austin.

Only nitpick is that she is 47.

This one should be number 1. Saw it in college and the entire theater freaked out. One friend barely acknowledges that this scene exists.

So, Curry and Lebron kneel for their first games and get suspended? I just can’t see that going over well.

I started following the Braves in 1989 and was an extremely devoted follower ever since. Love them. But this stadium bullshit is beyond the pale. I hope they choke on vomit. I don’t care whose.

Years of Rice and Salt? Given the time frame on that one you could keep going forever. And basically no white characters.

It’s rare that you see something this beautiful in your day-to-day life. Thank you.

I don’t know if any shot is as scary as Curry’s against the Thunder.

The outrage when the Warriors decided not to trade Love for Thompson? Absurd!

God damn it. This star is under protest.

That gif will still be funny at the heat death of the universe.

Ehh. Still pretty insufferable. I usually yell at the radio when he’s on.

Christie is going to need to punch a few more holes in that belt to get it to buckle around his waist.

The fact that a lot of Liverpool shops refuse to carry the Sun gives me a warm feeling inside.

Found him. He went back to his acting career: