changes name to Larry Brown Jr. I had to find out about my Dad's passing on a car website! The humanity!

I'm laughing so hard at that last sentence that I am actually crying.

Regardless of how the Supreme Court rules here, can we all stand together and boycott Hobby Lobby and the other companies that are bringing the cases that are making this (potential) ruling possible? Hit them in their wallets, guise!

As a guy with a severe fear of getting kids in my irresponsible student years, I gotta say that my heart goes out to all those poor American boys and girls that aren't getting their birth control.

If covering birth control in an insurance plan is a burden on your religious beliefs just wait until you're stuck with the burden of all those female employees on maternity leave.

I think it'd be easy to criticize the school but, in fairness, I think we all remember that bit in the bible when Jesus, dying on the cross, says "One last thing before I go, remember to be complete and total dicks to innocent little kids whenever you have the chance. Peace out, losers."

I don't (think) I need to do this but I can't help but feel this is the most educational thing I've read all day.

Omg her spine is so fat!

Hobby Lobby, where it's our hobby to lobby (congress to regulate your vagina)!

Security access? Three days? Do they store company secrets in the lactation room?

You're from Greece?

Most complicated is that when I see myself naked in front of a mirror, I think my a cups look really really sexy. I love my body. I have big hips, an ass that won't quit and these cute, perky little a cups that I find totally sexy. It's when I start comparing myself to others that I start to feel as if I am lacking-or…

"Saying a lunchbox is a trigger for bullying is like saying a short skirt is a trigger for rape. It's flawed logic. It doesn't make any sense."

I hope he dies in agony and burns in hell. I hope, will his evil family is trying to mourn that someone pickets his funeral, disrespects their grieving, and turns in his funeral into a circus side show so that they have no privacy and no piece. Even if all that comes to pass, it is more than any of these soulless…

First off, dual tail pipes on cars that aren't cool, or even need it. Also, when I say dual, i mean one on either side of the car, not two together, that's ok. Prime example:

You guys: did you not pay attention to the fact that he has shown good behavior for four years now?! In four whole years, he hasn't tortured, killed, chopped up, or fed to dogs a single person. Why aren't we talking about all those dudes in prison he hasn't massacred?

Otter pops in a nutshell:

That held its flavor for legit like 10 seconds.

Be careful... when you talk shit about Capri Sun, Capri Sun might talk shit right back.

If dead onions want to pork porkrinds that is their right, you heteronormative chittlinphobic asshole!

Nailed it. Calling you classist is so two posts ago.