#NotAllWhiteFeminists

Its always about cocks. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

Lena Dunham will be guest starring on Scandal.

But the sex tho? Incredible

SHE'S 26??!!! Jesus...I need to put down this donut and do something with my life.

Even by spam standards, this one is pretty sloppy. 5/10

Internal monologue when homie saw them cameras:

From the responses Durant gives in the GQ article, you'd think he made the drive to the restaurant he met the writer at equipped with only Nothing Was The Same in the CD changer.

Remember when Barack Obama announced that the Affordable Care Act would include a birth control mandate that gives women access to birth control for the lovely cost of free?

what about lobster cock?

Foreskin is overrated, this is coming from a foreskin have-er. Plus, when flaccid, it makes your dick look like a naked mole rat. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh god, having a two color penis! Brilliant!

Esa vista no es muy chula

considering there's a super large market for 2D dating simulators, your comparison seems apt. Basic example:

May I introduce you to Waifu:

jesus fucking christ

I think this one of those "White people ruin everything" cases, unfortunately :(