Mariachi Serenades have always been a long standing tradition with my people and alot of Mexican women (my mother included) find the whole ordeal charming and romantic. That being said, its supposed to be a more private, night-time sort of thing, so people getting to record it would be a nightmare scenario for both…

No one likes Pitbul? Oh come on, no seas payaso!

Till next time, I leave you with the Dirty Projectors' terrific cover of Usher's "Climax."

"Are movies like the Disney smash-hit about an ice queen and her sister empowering our girls by turning our men into fools and villains?"

and now I inadvertently grabbed my groin in reflex...nightmares here I come.

Someone I know described Benedict Cumberbatch as "the middle stage on an animorph cover"

Oh Hollywood, Hollywood.

Ive always imagined porn stars on the same field of entertainment as wrestlers. Crazy stories and "plots"? Check. Sweaty tatooed men? Check. They provide a fun, base level form of "physical style" entertainment. And there's nothing wrong with that. Also, like wrestling, porn isnt real, so porn stars, at the end of…

I dunno, off the top of my head I can name 12 stars, and i watch it maybe once in a month or so. It all depends on the memory retention and how much of "an impact" that star has on you, i guess.

Justin's own interpretation:

And you are being deliberately obtuse. For a conscious feminist, you can be overtly bro-tastic sometimes. "BRAH IM TUFFER THAN YOU BRAH, I HAVE ANXETY TOO BUT I DEAL BRAH, CUZ IM BEAST MODE BRAH"

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I don't think the guy said he was whining about it, just that he needs some liquid courage for it. The guy DOES lack self control tho. Nothing wrong with taking a couple of shots to build up that "fuck it, lets do this" stance (know this from experience) but getting hammered IS a bit much.

You seem to be upset.

Because some people don't suffer from anxiety when talking to people of the opposite sex...Like, at all....it doesn't exist.

There are many reasons to identify with Elsa from Frozen. For one thing, her hair game is sick; for another, she's a strong female character

Upon first reading I thought you where on Sales and where making the celebratory trip to the strip club. I don't get your client, he already has an escort to keep him company, why even bother with the strip club? I'll probably would've ended up going for tacos instead.

As I had stated in another old jezebel article regarding this movie, when i was a tween I was sexually abused by an older woman. I realize this is about her dating youger men, which is fine, more power to her, but the "oh its NBD" tone about the movie is unsettling. If that wasn't the intended aim, no problem, no harm…

"Touchdown Seahawks!! Look who it is! Jermaine (He botched the name) Kearse! His first one of the game, that's why everyone is going out to congratulate him!"