She & Joan have a lot in common. I think Joan empathizes with her meanness 

Is Kitty a Nyantype?

Counterpoint: Sarandon is a shithead who told people to vote 3rd party to burn it all down send a message to the establishment. While she was also completely aware that, should Trump end up winning, she would be completely shielded from any of the worst consequences by virtue of her being a rich celebrity who lives…

Friends is boring, charmless and terrible and when I came back from a term abroad in college and was stuck in the freshman girls’ dorm as a senior (but I had a single so, eh) all I could hear from the rooms around me were Friends and Dave Matthews Band. A profound euuurrggh to both.

It’s interesting that you guys want to be taken seriously with your political analysis...yet then have boners over the dumbest shit for terrible candidates.

This shit looks boring AF, a Joanna Gaines job. And holy fuck I’m so tired of the grey and white farmhouse chic kitchens. Gimme something different, like this:

I’m pretty disappointed in Stephen for giving this flake airtime. I’m also pretty disappointed in this country because she qualified for a second debate after her “I’ll beat Trump with love” crystal waiving bs.

We really are a joke.

My mom and dad went to the Anti-Vaccine conference and all I got was this lousy case of measles.  

I was wondering why they passed you over for the editing job that they gave to Polar Bear Caucuses.

“I don’t want a functioning government in a thriving society I want my toys and my treats and I want them all to myself.”

If he wants some appreciation he could try to be better looking. Show some effort, people.

The less handsome guy standing next to the assaulted woman and blocking the racist wench gets no love or appreciation.

Percocet. Ever had these? For years I put up the old man “Get off my lawn” routine. But now? I MUST HAVE. Give me all the Percocet. They tell you you’re not allowed to have cheap beer, but brother, you haven’t listened to Skins talk radio all week. 95% of what’s wrong with the NFL could be washed away with these…

No Party City wig?? No Hot Topic sheer shirt with glow in the dark stars???

About the dumbest thing the new Star Wars movies did was blowing up the Republic so they could have their Rebels vs. Empire redux.

If Snoke walks into a room and says, “I’m back, bitches!”, verbatim, I will refer to it as the greatest movie of all time.

7: A coherent script written in its entirety by writers not making a hodge-podge of different, unfinished elements only meant to nostalgia pander or subvert expectations.

There’s also the name of one of the most famous songs in history.