As a POC, reading Jezebel can sometimes make me feel like Mr. Morgan here:

pff, that's easy. Myself. *sobs*

"pffh...newbie"

"Oh hi Carol"

give federal employees at least six weeks of paid maternity leave.

So, basically a real life Zetorno?:

I was always more of a fan of Ultra and the Lazer hearts:

Ive only recently learned about this stuff from a queer friend who often posts vogue videos on his FB. Amazing stuff!

Basic AF. Generic white guy at aisle 9.

His tattoos looks like the sticker collection kids put on their parents fridge. All he needs is some magnetic alphabet letters and a "Chiquita" sticker.

+1 for the use of a Soraya Montenegro gif. This would be her greeting at the show

"UP TOP! UP TO...well, ok, lets hug it out"

To be fair, this is how all white people look to me.

Poser? ha, that's a riot. Also, quien chingados pronounces the "b" anyway? you damn well know we shorten a lot phrases. Maybe its a regional thing, but none of the homies pronuce the b. hence the uey=wey.

Pfff. ESE is sooo done. Nowadays we mostly say "ey wey!"

Nice, some good stuff. It really is a clear cut representation of the full capabilities of the US armed forces. To put things into perspective, this is how similar exercises look south of the border, in Mexico. (It was filmed around 2012) FYI the report is in Spanish, but it does have English subtitles:

I think the co-pilot is the one asking if it was a rock, and the driver replied: "it was a damn animal"