Melon bread reminds me of "Conchas", sweet bread from Mexico:

jesus christ, Mark. I was having a pretty good Monday.

Im not white, but fuck these kids. You think their insufferable shit would fly in the lower rings of society? People are hating because it'll be their kids (and my future ones) who'll have to cater and put up with their shit in the future.

Why don't mix two songs instead?

Meanwhile, at Jezebel:

One night when Henry tries to shield Christopher from his mother's mental illness, she defends her affliction. "Happy to have it," she says. "It goes with being smart."

NOT THE COBRA!!!! You could stab me, stalk me, do what ever you want to me, but don't take it out on the poor cobra!!!!

Pretty much. Ran the fuck off afterwards.

Well, I wouldnt say good but, here's some stuff:

Well, did you take a look a the "harassments" on the video? "Hey Harvard?", Small business loan offers, gift certificate to Starbucks, "I would hire you"....she didn't pull the title "white" out of nowhere.

could do without the whole "white" aspect. Could of just said being a man

the worst in Latin music

Real life, truck version:

Because when I think bacon, the first image that pops in my head is GLOW STICK!

But my three-year-old Grace has the charisma and comic timing of Bette Midler. The persuasiveness and intrinsic sense of justice of Gloria Allred.

The thing that has bothered me about dancing with the stars is that they'll use latin dances, (like rumba) which is cool, but they refuse to put THE ACTUAL MUSIC THAT ACCOMPANIES THAT DANCE!