This has nothing to do with Hillary, but to extend your analogy. Hillary = Apple: More of The Same. Trump = Note 7: New Look, Explosion and We All Die in a Fire. It burns! It burns!

This is a high caliber post. It’s impossible to dodge the obvious faults you present. Frankly, someone should ram this thing out of its misery. Perhaps a challenger may appear one day to lead the legions of people in caravans; chargers who leap head first into this arduous journey, often having to dart around the…

So, the secret to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss?

They watch you in all your private moments.

oooooooooooohhhhhhh

I’m pretty sure the entire market is hippies who sold out and are now trying to relive their youth.

Poor Pinchy.

Found the never-nude.

All together now... Little wet Corvette, baby you’re much too low

Alternately, their legal insurance rates have gone up. Similarly, have you seen how hard it is to get your Jordans Furniture purchases for free this year? I think the new threshold is Papi getting hit by lightning during Game 7.

Something about Yakuza punishment methods bothers me but I can’t quite put my finger on it.

“You gotta spend money to make money.”

This has to be the most jalopnik picture ever posted on jalopnik

And right after these “real people” did this commercial, they went straight to the closest chevy dealer and said “i want a malibu for $22,500" and they were sorely disappointed in what they got...

To those saddened by the lack of colourful British swear words in the video, I offer this:

You can always tell when swimmers beef. Just look for the bubbles.

Finland has it down as well. I actually wrote a 30 page paper on drivers safety in America, it's short coming and proposed ways we can fix it. This is a topic I'm pretty passionate about

All this shit happened last time I parked here...

I R8 THAT R8 PASS 0/8 M8

Here’s an exclusive spy photo of the sporty Passat.