In a world of stock 290-345hp 4dr AWD 6MT hatchbacks, everybody wins!

Obligatory.

The $30k number is an illusion. Do you really want one of the stripped base models with vinyl seats and no navi? For $30k you’re going to get a mostly loaded midsize sedan from the mainstream auto brands, or a fully loaded compact sedan from the same brands. Only a real badge whore would drive one of the luxury…

I truly believe you are right when you say religion is a drug. I grew up the son of a preacher. And as a youngster, I felt what my dad and millions of others would call the holy spirit within me. Later on in life I tried drugs. Guess what, I felt that holy spirit again. Only this time, I didn’t need a great sermon and…

City Council meeting minutes:

Hint: stop watching the javelin.

This is the underlying issue at hand. The rampant militarization of the police department has led most officers to use lethal force first and ignore non lethal force in situations that clearly could be used.

Chicago Abused Women Coalition

Yeah, a ham wallet.

Or, you know, a different job so we can enjoy this show.

I’ll never get to do the slide, ‘cause I ain’t paying no $25 for four seconds of sliding fun!

You'd be right. And I'm glad I saw this after waking up, not last thing before bed. Right now Trump is just across the Irish Sea from me. I hope one of my Scottish cousins-whom-I've-never-met take it upon themselves to rid the world a menace. Britain can make amends with itself by giving them a medal.

I judge people by the tires they put on their cars. I think that’s the most telling thing. Tires are like shoes.

Convertibles rule. Not so much for when it’s sunny out, but between 40ºF-75ºF or warmer at night? Oh yeah, baby. Honestly it’s like all my favorite parts of motorcycling with significantly less danger and inconvenience.

Yay! At least for a couple days we can talk about how stupid another country is instead of how stupid our own is.

Fuck this dude. I hope they throw the book at him.

His trunk was full of dead hookers.

Mother in law in the back seat. That’s why.

Nobody’s posted it yet?