To those saddened by the lack of colourful British swear words in the video, I offer this:

You can always tell when swimmers beef. Just look for the bubbles.

Finland has it down as well. I actually wrote a 30 page paper on drivers safety in America, it's short coming and proposed ways we can fix it. This is a topic I'm pretty passionate about

All this shit happened last time I parked here...

I R8 THAT R8 PASS 0/8 M8

Here’s an exclusive spy photo of the sporty Passat.

In a world of stock 290-345hp 4dr AWD 6MT hatchbacks, everybody wins!

Obligatory.

The $30k number is an illusion. Do you really want one of the stripped base models with vinyl seats and no navi? For $30k you’re going to get a mostly loaded midsize sedan from the mainstream auto brands, or a fully loaded compact sedan from the same brands. Only a real badge whore would drive one of the luxury…

I truly believe you are right when you say religion is a drug. I grew up the son of a preacher. And as a youngster, I felt what my dad and millions of others would call the holy spirit within me. Later on in life I tried drugs. Guess what, I felt that holy spirit again. Only this time, I didn’t need a great sermon and…

City Council meeting minutes:

Hint: stop watching the javelin.

Yeah, a ham wallet.

Or, you know, a different job so we can enjoy this show.

You'd be right. And I'm glad I saw this after waking up, not last thing before bed. Right now Trump is just across the Irish Sea from me. I hope one of my Scottish cousins-whom-I've-never-met take it upon themselves to rid the world a menace. Britain can make amends with itself by giving them a medal.

I judge people by the tires they put on their cars. I think that’s the most telling thing. Tires are like shoes.

Convertibles rule. Not so much for when it’s sunny out, but between 40ºF-75ºF or warmer at night? Oh yeah, baby. Honestly it’s like all my favorite parts of motorcycling with significantly less danger and inconvenience.

Yay! At least for a couple days we can talk about how stupid another country is instead of how stupid our own is.

Fuck this dude. I hope they throw the book at him.