His trunk was full of dead hookers.

Mother in law in the back seat. That’s why.

Nobody’s posted it yet?

No fair, they didn’t test the Mustang in real-world conditions.

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

The one the dealer puts on when you buy your new car/truck.

That’s what happens when you don’t pay up for the sport model.

I hope this joke never, ever dies.

The Mini doesn’t have to win. Just has to wait long enough for the Mustang to be distracted by a crowd.

Mustang GT first car sounds like douchebag starter kit.

Trump rally. Redundant.

I taught my Husky sled commands and let her pull me around on a skateboard. One of my neighbors called animal control on me and said I was abusing the dog, but in reality there was just no way I could run for any prolonged period of time and keep up with her.

That pic is awesome, but the most important question remains. Will it blend?

It’s good they were not close to, or leaving a cars and coffee event

Needs more hatchback.

People steal anything that isn't tied down. Because they suck. And meth doesn't buy itself.

Texting while driving is dangerous, I agree. Downloading Flash to play this game is much more dangerous.

Was it called fowl?

I think the most shocking part of this story is that there were TWO people in a Wal-Mart that were anti-Trump.