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I think the most correct answer here is Chevy SS. Though it really isn’t flashy

Hoon is a subjective word...

They don’t scream anything compared to the Type R or the Focus RS. Therefore they are inherently more adult.

As a Golf R owner, I applaud this statement.

Maybe he choked on a bag of dicks?

I can’t wait to read his Craigslist ads. He clearly knows what he has.

Not only is this car CP, but it also probably carried a crack pipe in it.

Since the headline has the words “Car buying mistakes,” based on the photo I assumed the content of this story had something to do with either:

Even if you think it’s cheesy, it’s at least got some symbolism - both the winner and Sonic the Hedgehog are physics-defying speed demons!

Outside - Meh

NM, I reread the measurements and it’s probably too big to fit there... 

I mean, how big is this thing? Could you just replace the diff on, say, a Miata and then put all of the batteries in the front?

I think there is a setting somewhere that lets you adjust this behavior. Sadly it’s not called “avoid living rooms”

Second car I got to use, or second car that was owned and registered to me?

Finally got around to seeing this. I don’t think I’ve seen Wyatt wear anything but a parka and hiking boots.

Well, at least the plaid is symmetrical.

You have a nice stable of vehicles. The Mk7 really is the swiss army knife of vehicles.

We have 2 MK7's, an Alltrack and an R. R has the adaptive lights - they are great. The Alltrack is an SE, and you could only get the lighting package on the SEL, and they were impossible to find at the time.

I’m a Gen-X’er and my older brother is a baby boomer (he was born in the late 50's, me late 70's). I can confirm he meets all of the aforementioned stereotypes.