No Lakers on this list, thanks God.

Any small country would be hyped by having an 18 year old making waves in UCL and the Bundesliga, and in terms of soccer, the USA is a small country.

Make millions of people happy... hmmm....

My show would be called “Hot Freaks” and it would feature hot takes by various sideshow performers from local carnivals. Got the theme song right here:

I loved these games so much. I always felt they were a window into the future, even as an 11 year old I could see that this was just the beginning of video games that combined story, plot, and gameplay.

The Lakers are doing a good job of shedding the bandwagoneers, which the Warriors have picked up. They should suck for another 5 years, which should make hating them less enjoyable. The Cowboys on the other hand still manage to be semi-competitive, so watching them lose is still fun.

How is there not a single Young Thug tune on this list?

Yes but they should still win their group and still crush the US.

But Paraguay could just as easily be the team that played and drew with Costa Rica. It’s not that the US is good, it’s that Paraguay is and has been inconsistent. The US will have a gameplan which should somewhat play to their (limited) strengths. I suspect the US gets out of the group and gets crushed by Brazil. So a…

A’s have the best fans. Giants have the worst. It is law.

has anyone ever told you you look exactly like a kid millions of people went to elementary school with?

I’ve never had a hush puppy :(

Sauce on Side.

Dippin Dots are horrendous.

Hmm, it seems like it could have some potential, but then again players who are 18 aren’t all that good and I don’t know if it would be fun to watch, especially since most of the actually good ones will go on to the NBA.

This is a good question— but does Canada actually have a functioning league?

Pretty sure what Sony is talking about is #2. She can work with other producers at Sony, but profits still accrue to Dr. Luke’s company.

I can’t believe Pitchfork gave it a 9.

I was pretty sure there was a trampoline there, but there wasn’t. Hats off to Jordan Jeanboy.

Dan Le Batard actually starts to get some interesting radio going, so he.... changes the subject? Why doesn’t he hone in on that? What a horrible excuse for a radio personality.