Lisa needs braces!

She stated that she was concerned about her safety.

Ah yes. The value of a PoC, coming from a PoS. Fuck this clown.

Cops hate the educated. They see them as a threat. 

It’s time we make cops write checks from their personal accounts.

Just a few bad apples, right?

Seems she took that NWA song quite literally.

So the cops should ignore criminals as long as they're driving real fast?

“He allegedly told police that he was scared to stop.”

Here’s the NPS release:

Love how country music used to have such an air of rebellion and now it’s just, “Yes Mr. Cop and soldier man I love you both so much please govern me harder sirs uwu”

This is all assuming they haven’t all been dead since the thing first lost contact.

I don’t even know what half those words are in the header photo.

...so Jack Klompus was right, then! As a small time comedian, there’s no way Jerry could afford that Cadillac for his father - have you seen his act!?

F Oculus and Zuck. 

Me, a broke millennial:
I think I’ll just mod fries into Skyrim instead of buying real ones

Maybe it’s because... let me check on the app quick... a small fry on it’s own is fucking $2.59. That’s 230 calories for $2.59. I can get a 250 calorie hamburger for $1.49 or a 400 calorie McDouble for $2.29. Like, I’m not here to do pricing strategy for you, McCEO.

I used to do things on like that on the rare occasion that I needed to, now I’m afraid to get shot so I just let everyone else take the parking spot/lane spot/drive-thru line spot

They usually can’t define it because what it really means to them is: “A slur I’m still allowed to say”

Anyone who uses the term “woke” to downplay something has typically been unable to actually give me a definition of what the word even means. They just don’t like it, so therefore it’s “woke”.

This world is becoming dumber, I swear..