Admit it. You only posted this for the Draymond Green joke. And you should have. Because it was funny.

To be fair, Joel’s been dunking on 6-3 white guys for a few days now.

I don’t see how his job is tenable after this.

This is incredible. I guess I always suspected something like this could happen but to actually see it still sort of amazes.

This is such BS. I’ve worked with Colangelo. He would never do this. Would a man with such normal collars even think to do this? He’s a class act.

This is Feinberg/James Comey level brilliance.

The NBA is abso-fucking-lutely amazing.

“Roseanne’s Twitter statement is abhorrent, repugnant and inconsistent with our values, and we have decided to cancel her show,”

yes that is the joke

Who?

Yeah, you need to realize there are other people than you that also matter.

“But I really expected a few more months out of him. Not really a fan, but I guess I expected him to be around a bit longer.”

Moving tribute. Like he was a fair-to-middling water filter.

Fuck cancer.

Yeah, unfortunately those idiots are basically in charge right now.

Lemme check my notes: so you have to stand for the anthem out of respect, but it’s cool to mock Vietnam vets for being POWs.

Oh how soon you forget how women fighters in Battlefield 1 ruined the game’s realism.

I can’t believe you doxxed @CelticsChant, a satirical performance you just don’t understand and have no business judging.

When I was 18, two of my favorite people to read were Bill Simmons and Rick Reilly. We should really consider raising the voting age requirement...

Bill Simmons: Okay, since you’re a girl, I’ll walk you thru this

This is all so fucking dumb.