It was better when it was a twitter thread.

You’ve got a Boston team winning waaaay to high on a list of desirable outcomes.

Better not bruise that officer’s knuckles with your face when they arrest you for resisting arrest...

Ah fascism, you wily scamp you!

We all need to fucking chill about spoilers. If a movie is only good if you know 0 plot details going in, it’s a shitty movie.

Shamelessly posting this again because it still applies.

“Let’s get this straight first off: the Raptors were dead the moment LeBron James was...”

Lebron has shown that unless you have 3 of the 20 best players in the universe on your team, he’s probably going to beat you

I feel sorry for the people who miss out on the enjoyment from watching this greatness because the don’t like Lebron for some dumb reason.

“I realize that “just be yourself” is the oldest damned cliché when it comes to dating advice, and honestly, it’s bad advice.”

You sound like someone with a happy life ahead of them.

I honestly don’t think those people deserve advice or articles about them. They clearly don’t want help and seem to get off on their own toxic loathing

Oh my god, stop saying “bang.”

this is a good point but I also think that he’s at the stage where he recognized that everyone thought Toronto would finally beat him and he simply said: nope, watch this. It’s not fair to the raptors really. He’s just a world destroyer and I think—honestly—he believes his legacy is sealed so long as he only loses to…

They can’t pay attention to stuff like that because they are too busy alternating between crying because no one is paying attention to how special they are, and then crying because LeBron destroyed them in the playoffs.

Old LeBrons never die...they just fade away.

There’s a game from way back on the PC called Skyroads. It’s also very similar. You can find it around the webs (https://skyroads.en.softonic.com/).

Very real. Here’s an article so you don’t have to google, with so much more ridiculous stuff like McInnes coming up with the name because he got mad at a song in the Aladdin musical. There’s nothing you could make up that is more ridiculous than they actually are.

No NBA pundit knows who the Washington Capitals are

Nothing to be ashamed of, Mr. President.