You mad snowflake? Sound a bit triggered.

just because the ad is terrible doesn’t mean there isn’t a right answer.

Holy shit how tone def can you be? That being said, Punch Chris Brown

I hate the old “Text & Call” combo. You get a “Hey what are you up to tonight/can you help me out with something” text and then because I took more than 30 seconds to respond, I immediately get a phone call from the person asking the same question. Calm down, I’m trying to gather my thoughts and come up with a reason…

My gal keeps complaining about sex, saying things like “whoa dude, your huge-ass-and-also-sexy human muscles keep smothering me when you do the sex on my naked sex body and shit and there’s some orgasms,” and like “whoa brah reel it in, that dick is a like an elephant nose! And it’s all prehensile and…

First letter writer, w t f. That’s all fine birth control advice doc, but how the fuck are you completely ignoring the way his girlfriend is acting about it? Seriously wtf???

At the beginning we were using latex protection but she has always hated them (which to be fair, same) stating that “they make my vagina hurt,”, and “you are too large already.”

RITS: Your girlfriend is an idiot. If she’s putting ultimatums on the way you have sex, please feel free to dump her and explicitly tell her why. You don’t need a child in your life, and you don’t need to hitch your wagon to a manipulator like this. Remind yourself that you deserve someone who respects your decisions…

12th man hates 13th amendment.

Wiseau serious?

all of them

Rust the Process

Uhh...rest The Process?

“Mrs. Pacman—hell of a woman. Hell of a woman.

And I admit, I tried to get with her.

I moved on her like a ghost.

But I couldn’t get there. I couldn’t get there.

She’d already eaten a power pellet.”

I can relate. On way to work today my shoe became untied. I faced the uncertain fear of stopping to tie it and risk being run over or push on. I decided to press on in constant fear of possibly tripping. Barely made it.

I’m not expecting anything even remotely sensible.

I’m expecting right wing talking points, arguments that we put to bed back in the 90s, and for Trump to do nothing but spout completely nonsensical, irrelevant bullshit the entire time.

Okay, now he’s ready to run for president.

Dear god, please tell me Trump’s not immortal!

Even though it was batshit insane and he’ll never follow through with it...

Is this enough for the GOP to finally turn on Trump? No? Of course not?