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I scrolled way too far and never saw mention of this somehow
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I don’t know I don’t think I have a picture of his basement sorry
ihavemultiplepenises really stuck out in my team name list (it’s not true)
My first ever fantasy team was football, in 2002, in a 6 person league, that I won:
Pikachu’s aren’t too rare in my neck of the woods. I’m only a few away from evolving.
This is obviously some massive bullshit and these idiots should be tarred and feathered and dragged down the strip but I also just wanted to say this ungreyed power is amazing. I can bring comments out of the grey, bring my own comments into relevancy just by posting.... mwahahahahahaha
I was also only Adequate Man but Deadspin AND Kotaku both followed me randomly today so my notifications blew up. I thought I made a super funny / offensive joke earlier that I forgot about.
Word. I looked into becoming an escort in my area of Colorado, but there really doesn’t seem to be a need whatsoever (luckily). Not sure about some of the bumblefuck areas of the state though.
This looks DOPE come to netflix pleaaaaaase
Yeah you’d literally have to pay me to watch that. Fuck this guy.
Probably a retweet from Kumail Nanjiani or something. Not half bad.
Definitely live with your significant other, especially if you work from home full time and would literally never see another person ever if you didn’t.
Fuck zucchini. THAT is the snot vegetable that should be banished.
Christ I’m only 8 years younger than Drew. Drew is an old lame dad. Crap. I’m old.
Friends have a dog named Pablo Escobark
Our cat = Joe
I checked out Pokevision a couple of times to see what was around my house (I work from home) but never actually used it to catch Pokemon for myself.
Gettin high with my fiancée and gonna play some Abzu.
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