Shouldn’t you be lighting your white Nike cross trainers on fire?

You sound hysterical. Do you need a tissue?

Reduces complex/nuanced discussions to opponents being physically or emotionally weak? Check

Kareem Abdul Jabbar basically did this. He was drafted by the Bucks so he played the first 5 or 6 years of his career there. His last season he was the MVP, they won the finals, and then he left for LA. He had also just changed his name from Lew Alcindor and made it openly known he was a practicing Muslim. I believe…

Yeah, but they don’t get the Chevy Silverado 2500 High Country edition. So who’s the real loser here? 

Low hanging fruit. I would have expected more from you.

“I’m a white guy lawyer lots of people don’t like”

Don’t use rust as an excuse. The Warriors ran into a team last night of long and lanky defenders that decided stop asking them for their autographs and decided to d them up. The open looks that made The Warriors breathtaking for most of the last four seasons were not easily there. It will be interesting to see what…

*Accountant, checking records* Charles, do you mean you ate a 100 Grand or ate 100 grand?

WAHHHHHHHH MY BEDTIME STORY WAS NOT TO MY LIKING WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHH I COULD WRITE A BETTER ONE

I WON’T

BUT HEAR ME OUT: I COULD

Oh God, fuck this. I have my misgivings about it too, but I am so done with entitled dipshit fans like these.

BUY MY NEW BOOK:

Thor is the god of thunder, not lightning. And not hammers, either.

“Whomsoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.” This is what Odin says when he casts Thor out in the original film, so it holds that if you have the hammer you have Thor’s powers, including lightning magic.

I’m inclined to think that he felt it move when he tugged, and then decided he wasn’t worthy by himself. That’s just how I read the scene, though.

Stay in school and take that logic and reason class again.

But, a couple of hundred thousand dollars of Russian spending stole the election?

“Piss off Ghost”

I printed out the report and put it in a binder to take home and read, but i’m also OCRing the PDF (it takes a long time to OCR a document this big) so I can search in it. I’m annoyed they gave us a scanned PDF and not a already searchable one, and really it’s not that hard to bookmark the sections. Adobe gives us so…