Forgetting about There’s Something About Mary, Mulan, The Mask of Zorro, and Blade, really hurt your 1998 case. However you feel about Armageddon, it WAS popular, and I’ve found Deep Impact has aged nicely as one of the better disaster movies in the genre. There was also a delightful Parent Trap remake that is a…

They’d try to make it sound folksy, so you’d get an album title like Segregatin’ or Segagashun.

Oh good, he’ll be more famous that ever. The new Morgan Wallen “racist your way to fame” track is pretty well greased. 

Counterpoint: no.

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull has a plot along the same level as Temple of Doom, but all the practical effects are instead Babylon 5 level CGI.

*me when someone turns on Crystal Skull*

Skip it, for your health. Unless you kinkily enjoy one of the following:

That whole collection (Night Shift) is great. It’s an early batch of stories, most reprinted from magazines back in the day when King was struggling. So as opposed to his later work, even his later stories, none of these are padded or seem like filler at all. (I like King, a lot, but we all know he could use a strict…

Glad to see Sony’s storied tradition of failing to read the room remains intact. 

This case will not be concluded before November 2024... it will potentially drag out over years. No initial dates have been set yet - that will come later - then the defense will do motion after motion after motion and each will have to be heard and decided, pushing trial dates back and back... the jury selection…

It won’t be in Texas, Idaho, Florida, etc., where they’re hard at work banning textbooks.

Merrick Garland and the DOJ sit on their ass for years. Meanwhile, a pornstar never gave up fighting.

I mean, he closed by playing “Purple Rain” IN THE FUCKING RAIN.

Ya’ll scared of the beyhive? Prince is #1 and it’s not close. 

Reminds me of Trump’s favorite line, “many people are saying..”

Good to know he’s still a fair weather friend to people. He didn’t lose those morals when he stopped being a drug mule

I’m sure Disney/ABC are quite happy that he’s speaking for them. Right about now his agent is getting a call on the red line.

Oh, Tim. STFU before you ram home just how terrible you really are. As if we needed more proof.

“...And that’s how you respond if you want people to root against you.”

The Man with the Golden Bun