This atrocity deserves the profanity.

Woah, calm down with the Guardians 2 hate. Kurt Russell was terrific.

One could argue both men (and the camera) were underestimating her by treating her like a sex object just before she kicks Hogan’s ass. Then later she kicks a lot of other dudes asses while dub, oafish Hogan does next to nothing and then take credit for all her work.

Yeah, that and when she asks Coulson about the bomb he attaches to the door of Stane’s lab “Oh, wow! What’s that? It’s, like, a little device? It’s, like, a thing that’s going to pick the lock?”

I don’t really mind Iron Man 2. It’s not as actively bad as say, Incredible Hulk or Thor 2. RDJ is great as always, the racetrack battle is fun and I like the increased presence of Nick Fury and SHIELD. It’s chief crime is merely being boring and unmemorable compared to it’s predecessor.

He has seen his BORD.

She’s a long time Blue Jays fan, I just assumed she would welcome the sweet release of death a fastball to the head might bring.

keanu reeves is in reality the person that johnny depp thinks he is.

Finding out Keanu Reeves is a genuinely nice guy makes the world seem slightly less shitty.

I got punched the last time I danced, too.

Musk has always done amateurish presentations, but that is fine, it makes him look human. Better than a robotic presentation by most CEOs who look like they are robots.

“Respect” went out the window when you lot decided to stop pretending you didn’t support white supremacists and outright Nazis. Yes, it is us vs. them, but that’s because “them” are literally racist shitheads who want to and literally have thrown brown people into camps. And FYI I guarantee I am older than you.…

I mean yeah they are being ignored, by you.

My theatre burst into applause. And by ‘burst into,’ I mean ‘started applauding politely when I bullied them into it by not stopping my clapping.’

“Guys, I’ve been a liberal since birth, I love The Gays and support white genocide and I think Obama is bey on fleek. But Captain Marvel is why Trump won. I am very sincere.”

I’m gonna go ahead and assume you came up with “Regressive Leftist” yesterday afternoon and spent the rest of the evening jerking yourself off to Tomi Lahren videos.

Why wouldn’t we have been excited for Iron Man 3?

You should ask yourself why you feel so threatened.

Spitting on Martin Luther King’s grave? What in the goddamned hell are you talking about?