After being left in the sun.

Seth - my star is yours b/c this is A PERFECT POST!

Now THIS is a great story!

Well - I mean, if you’re going to rightfully put “musician” in quotes, you need to also put “Kid” and “Rock” in quotes as well.

Take my star. I give it happily.

I’d pay spending money watching you try to knock down a black man “in a fair fight.” I’m fairly certain the only fight you’ve ever been in is trying to unwrap a Hostess Twinkie.

You think that’s funny? You think that’s witty? You think...

(checks watch) Troll, right on time.

This times 1,000. I’ve been saying it all along - John wasn’t a good person to begin with, especially prior to taking the serum. 

Or of his life itself, really.

Congrats Doma. Today, you’ve won the internet.

Stomach churning, yet hilarious. :-D

Exactly. I looked at this answer as “I’m not racist! I have a black friend.”

Nobody will remember this shitty post five seconds from now.

Our thoughts and prayers go out to the lung cancer that had to eat that racist, arrogant asshole.

THIS! OMFG cannot stop laughing!

THIS. ^

A long post - and terrifically written. Thank you for this - you hit all of it right on the nose.

I cried. And then I cried some more. The poem was powerful. Beautiful. And absolutely perfect. 

“You better turn and walk away / might learn to love another day.”