“The patriot was seen punching the taser with his exposed balls.”

LOVE this take. Love. 

I will fight anyone who fights you on this.

Or at a minimum that little Poltergeist lady.

OK, last chance - a six pack of Coors and a dead cat. 

What is - heartbreak. :(

HEY! Get out of my dreams!

Preach.

...those expressions! Priceless.

Preach.

Gal Gadot as Cleopatra...?

They DO have mirrors - alas, she doesn’t cast a reflection in any of them.

You are so clearly white and so clearly male.

Wow. This is truly powerful! Thank you for sharing this.

Yep. Corvette Summer.

Swap “conservatives” with “British” and “Trump” with “their royalty” and you got something!

Your theory is airtight. Unlike poor Sonic.

1) Why have I never seen this? 2) Why can’t I stop laughing? 3) How many kids had fresh nightmare fuel after this?

Well, a man’s got to know his limitations.

Ray Romano?