Not a surprise, I live my life in Denali, and frequently lose my shit.  

“Local Fauuuuu”

I believe no hot water AND having to get up a 4 am earlier this month is also why I never medalled at the Olympics.

I particularly liked how he pronounced “Goggia” as “Gozor.” Greatly improved the experience IMHO.

Wait, wait, wait. You mean no one has told you about the poop knife? It’s the best solution.

Somebody is super insecure. Makes sense this was written for NYT.

Yes. I saw this live and kept yelling “shut up, shut up” at that reporter. I used to be in the business and this sort of shit gives all of us a bad name.

It’s late I know but I can’t forego the opportunity:

Is that Grant Ward talking about roasting radicchio? My day is complete.

Lutz. But does it qualify as a pun is it’s a gif? I think you’re skating on the edge here.

Gold medal favorite but it’s her food advice that’s really superior.

When I was pregnant in France, my family was baffled by my avoidance of alcohol and raw milk cheese, but if I touched a raw vegetable, they shrieked in horror that I would injure the fetus because of the bacteria on the produce. I think they’re more likely to be right about that, considering how many people have…

Nah, I think it’s that we know something they don’t. From the look of things, a lot of somethings.

So, is this haughty dipshit or hot take? I sometimes confuse the two.

Wow, what a toddler. Here’s what he said he was going to write next, according to MPR News:

Another from memory lane

I think it would be surprising if someone said that they didn’t see that.

No, I didn’t. But we are urban dwellers and maybe don’t drive our car as much as other folks.

I was around in the 90s in one elite institution cited many, many times on this list. We all knew there were certain people to avoid, and this list does not surprise me in the least.

The V6 Camry and Rav4 (pre 2013) are not bland but have badass engines in them. My V6 Rav 4 has 270 horsepower and goes 60 in 0 to 6 seconds. I’m never letting it go until it dies.