Sorry to see you go. Here’s my contribution of course:

Nah, puck that shit.

If this could be on the list, it would have my vote. The midgets make it extra special. Otherwise, it’s Paul McCartney, who must have really needed some money in a hurry to make that one.

For me, melted chocolate IS the lazy route. Ghiradelli chips and cinnamon with a little bit of boiling water just to melt the chocolate, stir, add whole milk and into the microwave it goes. It’s faster than the cocoa and less messy too.

But animals eat poop for undigested nutrients, so someone soon is sure to suggest humans do the same, since it’s nature’s way.

Don’t give them ideas.

I wonder if hot soup or fruit crumble are served.

He hasn’t got a mullet, this makes me very shad.

When this happened, were you:

Yes, this is truly glorious.

The NJ turnpike used to be this bad before they changed the merge of the truck and car lanes. I remember one fateful drive on the turnpike that was bumper to bumper on a Wednesday night. It was pitch black, the only light around from the car on fire on the left shoulder.

Clearly he’s from Georgia. The New York or Jersey version:

I know absolutely nothing about Thrush personally but this news does not surprise me. I was always suspicious he was a asshole or worse.

And the senior senator from Ohio.

Alternate take: get your lazy ass domestic partner to help.

Right, I forgot that I don’t give a shit about those, now that I also have.....

Currently have standard cable and internet for a little over $100 in NYC. Netflix not included though.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say “time to move to another gym.” Not only are people nasty at yours, but clearly the gym doesn’t have good janitorial services if you are seeing that filth all the time.