I also did not want to read all the way to the bottom of the article. Thank you for summing up the last paragraph for us.

Where the hell did this D come from?

Jimmy Haslam: *continues typing on a calculator thinking he’s sending a text*

The show’s over, K-PAX your things and leave.

Her cousin Leroy, on the other hand, is running straight into a collaboration with Brett Ratner without any regard for the safety of himself or others.

Because Gawker doesn’t exist anymore, and the GSPD was created in the immediate aftermath of said death to keep those writers writing.

“Jerry Rodshoffer. 945 Summit St.

Dan Fouts yells “HE’S BEHIND YOU!!!!” when watching a horror movie in the theater.

That would be a real feather in his cap.

Maybe he forgot to ask for directions on what route to take there...

Who let skip Skip Bayless in here?

as she’s working on a documentary that “highlights her perspective on the current political landscape.”

Right! But seriously, how many out of ten?

Dammit, all the clues I had pointed to Bugs Meany!

Boy he really flipped the switch

This is shit. Just a complete shit take. Happy the US didn’t win it, because you hate the administration in office. Complete dog shit.

You know what the funniest thing is? Fox paid $400M for this and the next World Cup rights. Enjoy your nobody audience in the US. That’s $200M definitely wasted and the Qatar games are going to be on from something like 5 in the morning.

Everyone’s shit is emotional right now.

28-3!!!

If there’s one thing I know about 7 footers with foot and knee problems it’s that they almost inevitably get better over time.