Because Gawker doesn’t exist anymore, and the GSPD was created in the immediate aftermath of said death to keep those writers writing.

“Jerry Rodshoffer. 945 Summit St.

Dan Fouts yells “HE’S BEHIND YOU!!!!” when watching a horror movie in the theater.

That would be a real feather in his cap.

Maybe he forgot to ask for directions on what route to take there...

Who let skip Skip Bayless in here?

as she’s working on a documentary that “highlights her perspective on the current political landscape.”

Right! But seriously, how many out of ten?

Dammit, all the clues I had pointed to Bugs Meany!

Boy he really flipped the switch

This is shit. Just a complete shit take. Happy the US didn’t win it, because you hate the administration in office. Complete dog shit.

You know what the funniest thing is? Fox paid $400M for this and the next World Cup rights. Enjoy your nobody audience in the US. That’s $200M definitely wasted and the Qatar games are going to be on from something like 5 in the morning.

Everyone’s shit is emotional right now.

28-3!!!

If there’s one thing I know about 7 footers with foot and knee problems it’s that they almost inevitably get better over time.

He’s so clutch this should’ve been posted on Jalopnik.

The Harvey Weinstein scandal has clearly got Ben hearing footsteps.

When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way

Ha Jezebel wishes they had a worldwide audience.

Conservatives (mostly on Twitter) are calling out Democrats because Harvey bankrolled so many of its candidates (and a few Michael Moore films) and say it’s hypocritical to judge Republicans based on the people that fundraise their campaigns. And you know what? They’re absolutely right.