The Knicks definitely traded Robin Lopez away to sign Dwight Howard. Next year their starting lineup is going to be Derrick Rose, Aaron Afflalo, Carmelo Anthony, Kristaps Porzingis, and Dwight Howard, and they’re gonna win 39 games and lose to the Hawks in the first round of the playoffs.

If you get a chance to see his recent movie, Green Room, I recommend it. A really good, low budget slasher movie featuring a Virginia punk band stuck in Oregon with a bunch of modern-day nazis who won’t let them leave their camp. Also has Patrick Stewart and Imogen Poots. Very well made movie.

This profile is one video short of being The Onion’s “College Basketball Star Heroically Overcomes Tragic Rape He Committed.”

Maybe the next time you’re out of the house, you should phone her and ask how Wolfie’s doing.

Me: Damn babe, the Waif is like the damn T-2000!

Seriously? You think Dray is the asshole here? James cheap shotted him and stepped over him, of course Dray got pissed. Then a quarter later James cheap-shotted Curry and then ran his mouth, trying to bait him into a foul. Cleveland knows they can’t win, so they’re taking the most untouchable guy in the league and…

Lebron might be built like a tank, but he has the toughness of a man who drives a Kia

I mean, look, OK — I can imagine that it might be shocking and very upsetting if a close friend or family member of yours whom you always thought was a great person was accused of such a thing. You might have a hard time believing it at first, and be in some denial. I guess that’s almost unavoidably human; it’s hard…

Stricklin got well and truly grilled.

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Whoops! I’m on it.

The difference is that the effects of a 110-pitch outing don’t make a person lose his mental capabilities.

“Injury report: We can’t say who, but a member of the Bills’ coaching staff just put his foot in his mouth. ”

“Hey kid, you’re fired. And if anyone asks, you’re a ‘third party vendor’, k?” *scribbles out 1099*

1. Change things.

Well, you know once you’ve discovered a location you can fast-travel there.

Maybe his post has been on hold all this time.

Hi, you’re replying to a comment from 7 years ago.