So, you are obviously a Steam expert that has something meaningful to say about the service, considering you haven't used their store in years?

When a kid says something, it can be interpreted as having been said by a kid. When a grown fucking man, trying to sell his wares in a professional marketplace says something, it is interpreted as a grown ass man, either saying something so mind-bogglingly stupid that he can't be taken seriously in a business…

No, you're an idiot for fighting against your own tastebuds to negate your obvious love for mayo.

You're an idiot.

You realize there are lots of sandwiches that are on hinged bread? Do Subway and Jimmy Johns not sell sandwiches now because their bread is one piece?

Is there squid ink in the bun, or just the sauce?

I think the idea of squid ink would be more worrisome to Americans more than just the color of the bun.

Says the boring person.

I don't think you grokked what he said.

You will probably see some things you like in Guacamelee, and Dust... it's not exactly like Super MEtroid or SOTN, but the only drastic difference is the combat, which I think is drastically different in Metroid and SOTN.

Maybe you don't like Metroidvanias anymore.

Why is Shadow Complex so much more Metroid like? Guns?

Try more. It's totally Metroidvania. Dust An Elysian Tale is pretty good like a Metroidvania-ish thing too.

Guacamelee?

You're dumb

It reminded me of that game too. I rented it for SNES once and forgot about it.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Did you mean to reply to the guy I replied to?

Yeah, I saw that after I posted. Fair enough. Have a good one.

how can you not see it as that? It's basically spelling out the premise...

You don't find David Cage games to have meaningless gameplay tacked to make his story into a game?