You need to print this conversation out and take it to an asylum and let them lock you up... you sound like a complete crazy person. You're scary...

Shotgun prediction. You got some minor parts right.

Yeah, I agree, I was just fucking around. I looked at his Twitter, he's clearly a sports fan and probably watches people play sports on ESPN all the time. He's a hypocritical douchebag.

He's not saying that sports aren't time-wasters.

WHAT'S NEXT?!?!

Yeah, that was nerveracking to watch

I don't eat leaves

I think it must be an Unusual. I wonder how many buds it's worth...

Yeah, I saw one of those, a Caragor trainer braggin about how he handles Caragors and then runs away when you release a Caragor... humor

I'm fascinated by their "motives".
"Proving that he can fit more Ghul meat into his mouth at once than his supporters."

This is ruining my video games.

Take that Space X. That fairy is delivering supplies to the ISS.

"I'd dislike them because he'd stare at them and get a lewd look on his face,"

Shut up

Creepy...

I thought it was "Bigger than Bigger". Implying that it's more than just a bigger iPhone, it's a better iPhone.

How do you get Ness?

Don't be a tard

Now they'll get a cease and desist.