metronome49
metronome49
metronome49

Yeah, her too

I thought they fell out of favor for everyone with exception to bible-thumping loonies.

I hate the idea of ALL games looking like real life, but I think for some games it's cool.

I don't understand the last shot of Mario's shoulder...

Yeah, why didn't he just go marry Daisy?

Just like DOOM 3, right?

Obligatory...

Corsair's "gaming" customers should be asking why Corsair thinks that this should speak to them.

Wow, are you in the industry? You nailed it.

{redacted due to confusion in Kinja's shitty fucking comment threads.}

Is the anagram so obviously DEMONIC RITUAL that noone has mentioned it, or am I the only one that took the time to figure out and say so?

Seems like the only glitch he even used was to get the cloud to kill Bowser a little faster. Everything else was pretty much legit.

He was very clearly not the target demographic for the machine as he even postulated himself. It was never intended to replace the normal rig of people that never leave their desk chair. They should've sent it to me, so I could hook it up to my TV and play games with my girlfriend on it.

I would like to know if he had any better luck a the Rogue Legacy eyeball with a normal controller? It is a sort of notoriously hard game.

Your Steam Forums link is just a link to Kotaku.com, BTW.

I think Mike is actually a shaved Bigfoot. Why are your hands that big? Are you 8 feet tall?

You didn't already realize you were the weird one when kickstand was a crucial feature?

Yeah, some assembly required.

No, this is the best one.

Now playing

Oh, man, the can from Hogan's Alley trick shot... nice.