metroid-samus2002
Samus Aran
metroid-samus2002

Well, I think Aquaman might be my favorite.

I'm guessing he is also peeing? Maybe they should put it in a jar.

Well duh, there's Batman.

The good guys fight the bad guys.

I also boom, boom, boom, Shaq.

But where's Martha?

I'm biased towards my games, which are almost non-existent.

Disney doesn't have the Academy Award Winning Suicide Squad!

Maybe Sony should become just be a video game company only.

Eradicated the Metroid menace.

Fine, we'll keep the bees, but can we at least get rid of the wasps?

Planets are not flat. I should know, I blew up a couple of 'em.

And get rid of all the unnecessary drama? You're crazy!

I hope Barry gets more pep talks, how else would he function as a superhero?

Well, I'll keep up not watching it.

I just miss killing Space Pirates.

Don't get your hopes up on a Metroid game :(

You're so biased.

Maybe they can have it focus on Flash Thompson Venom. They won't, because that would interesting.

So what do we do here? Do we accuse critics of being bought off by DC? I'm at a loss.