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Samus Aran
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Can they transform into good movies?

It's an island surrounded by land.

At home, washing her shorts.

Please be good.

I wonder what new ways they'll get everyone to hate Clarke.

How big was Man-Thing, was he giant size?

Is this where I make a Martha joke?

She should look more like me

Men can't even have paper towels anymore.

Just get an arm cannon and blast 'em.

Or don't.

But how would studios make more money?

Will she hit people with a ruler?

Something, something, Martha.

No, we have to make room for another movie with a white hero.

The only thing missing a badass chick with an arm cannon.

Oh, is he back?

Always thought his problem was being too early…

That's what happens when you mess with the timeline.

Hopefully the next one. I can't wait to play with myself again.