I clapped because I got your reference.

I've been dead inside for years.

I can tell jokes.

Yeah, they took The Fall.

Let's talk about someone else with dead parents. Like a certain bounty hunter.

Washing his tights.

Because of your gigantic herpes.

I love Many-Faced Blanchett.

I just want the red trunks.

They need to get back in the Black.

I'd rather eat him.

It's a cookbook!

I like the way you think.

Sabine needs an arm cannon, it would really compliment her darksaber.

Please don't give Deadpool any awards, he'll never shut up about it.

Usain Bolt runs past the Flash and says "On your left."

That's like me saying arm cannons aren't awesome.

That's, uh, what's the opposite of good? That's what this is.

Someone get Iris to give him a pep talk.

So it doesn't make you squeal with laughter?