do we know if he put up a fight?

I suppose you want to take my baby’s gun away too.

The NFL is gonna grind to a halt if a disputed catch ever abuses a woman.

Bow Wow’s dad was playing in the NBA before Lonzo first became ashamed of his father.

I see how it is—when LeBron yells defensive coverages to his colleagues, he’s the best player of his era but when I yell offensive coverages to my co-workers I have to go to HR and explain that I was just quoting New York Times columnist, Quinn Norton.

oh i dunno, if nothing else, being a parent offers a pretty good tax break.

I think she was just volunteering to give up her seat, before she rolled on out of there.

She really dropped the ball by not yelling out “Later Gator!” as she walked off.

He’s every coach I never had

How long is it really?

i can’t help but think that Russell Westbrook answers the question “what if Steve Smith had played basketball instead of football?”

Affirmed.

Take the win, Nick.

Whatever, Albert. Let’s see you look cool while trying to shoot a 55 lb. basketball.

Crushing Georgia’s hopes and dreams is old hat to the Russians.

I can’t believe Tom Brady is 1-5 lifetime against the Manning brothers in the biggest games they can play (AFC Championships and Super Bowls). 16% winning percentage! Holy cow that’s bad!

I’m not buying this statement. I don’t see Belichick’s signature or Brady’s paw print on it.

The mustache is a nice touch. I imagine he will tell those who attend the showcase that he could probably throw a baseball over those mountains.

“I wish I could tell you that Kevin fought the good fight, and the Lakers let him be. I wish I could tell you that, but the league is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it...but we all knew.”

I mean, in 2018 credible evidence of a possible alien invasion is like...fifth (tops) on my list of World Ending “Oh-shittness.” You wanna step up your game, Aliens, get on twitter.