This comment is going places! Just don’t forget who starred you when you make it to the top!

My mom owns me online constantly.

well his name isn’t Winrod Taylor

“There’s a lot of guys who get home at night and they’re exhausted from acting all day.”

This is such bullshit. The Athletics are only a “large market” team if you judge the size of the market by the number of people in the area compared to other markets.

Maybe Fisher plays in a fantasy league where he has Amendola as a flex.

I would be more afraid that someone would leave a Taylor Swift CD in my car.

The leader of North Korea. Read a book.

I don’t care what the FDA says, the proper serving size for ice cream is and always will be a pint and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

It’s time to reach out to the back-up quarterbacks, Beef Binkles and Blart Boofles. If that fails we’re going to the practice squad to get Burp Bangles some reps.

We’re going to build this big, beautiful FA blog, and we’ll make Univision pay for it.

Hey readers!

As a Jets fan, I welcome this news. Actually, could you see if they could flex it more? How about 2 a.m. on a Wednesday? Is it possible to flex a game to never? I vote for never. Put it on the other side of Trump’s stupid wall.

Fine, I’ll say what everyone’s thinking: Is there a Mister Koritala?

He caught the ball, what are was he twerking at?

FYI: Gawker main page is slow and doesn’t seem to have been updated in awhile.

Exclusive photo of McDonough outside NFL offices this morning.

I wish I could have seen the Yeah Yeah Yeahs in their prime.