Please un-star your comment and reconsider your opinions on baseball.

See, I’m sure it’s informative, but then I’d have to listen to Malcolm fucking Gladwell.

The Chargers need to get rid of that phony head coach and get a real one.

They’ll never catch him because...

Coyotes 2.0: Don’t Desert Us

The article failed to mention that the particular strain of imaginary weed he was carrying is called Fantasy Tears.

When asked where Mr. Chicken was Williams replied he was across the road.

+1 cup of coffee in the coffee

Maybe he’s tried, but been unable to.

Mark Sanchez: That’s bullshit! Coach said he cut me because he didn’t want to see me poise in his offense.

I think this says more about the school you attended than anything else.

I don't know what's hotter; my mixtape or this take.

They're totally going to be the first back to back undefeated super bowl champions.

I’m not going to argue with you because I like the exposure, but this is a local news report of an “important tennis match that went late” between two good players. The reason it went late is the women’s match between Halep and Serena was first, and excellent. Giri might be really good, but the US Open deserves a…

Huh, I had no idea what Leitch's voice sounded like.

“Come on, Pham, give us a ball!”
“Phuck off.”

Is “her shower curtain” a euphemism?

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Wall: Sometimes I’ll just walk up to him and show him a picture of my house, which is filled with basketballs. Basketballs I may never ever pass to him.