I mean it makes sense. If Thanos snapped his finger Dwight Howard would either be dead, or there would suddenly be only 220 better basketball players in the NBA. That’s win/win.

WHO WORE IT BETTER

I almost mistook this for “Let’s Remember Some Guys”.

Honestly at this point you could have told me he was the Jaguars Head coach and I wouldn’t have any reason to think otherwise.

This is not the Jaguars Junction content I was looking for. 

If steroids are what it took to kill that mustache dead, then it was all worth it.

Sometimes these things just happen, entirely naturally...

+20-30 seconds, tops

Hall of fame comment right here.

Doesn’t matter 

You made me want to sign up for this now. How does one go about becoming a ref for shitty little kids?

This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y. Ejections. Nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like ejecting the little punk when he looks at you wrong. Raise an eyebrow, you’re gone son. Dad screaming bloody murder from the sideline, take a walk kid. Someone has got to teach these kids a lesson. Sometimes life is cruel,…

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

The void was actually created by allowing the Jets, Jags, Browns and Dolphins to play at same time. Their combined ineptitude created a black hole that literally sucked the life out of its fans.

At least viewers were able to see what a Home Depot ad looks like over utter blackness. The terror.

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

Trying to justify it by saying these are “industry-standard established ranges based on experience” is especially fucked-up, given the strength of their resumes. He had one movie screenwriting credit and one “story by” credit prior to Crazy Rich Asians. She’d been writing for television for two decades. It’s a flimsy…

That you probably read too much Haruki Murakami

ummm..... what does it say about me that I think he made a lot of sense.

Why isn’t this being done? Deadspin, redeem yourselves!