Reached fewer people than a $5 Facebook ad.

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

Imagine being so into chicks that you can put your big ol’ pickup on 36 steel cock-and-balls? That guy must be the straightest guy ever.

Two things:

Well, any sociolinguist belonging to the Académie française, anyway...

I’d say less stole and tried to emulate since, y’know.

This implies a gender binary, however. What would you like a non-binary latinx person to identify as? Also, to take a step back, why does it matter to you. No one is stopping you from calling yourself Latino, so why should you stop me from calling myself Latinx?

My point is that the word Latin is rarely (if ever) used in Spanish to refer to a group of peoples, and that the English pluralization brought on through Latin-American is an identifier not everyone wants to use.

Are you serious? Go read a book from 50-100 years ago and the people in that book will sound almost completely foreign; even if you recognize all the words, the way they are used, and their precise meanings, will be different, as will some of the grammar. Languages does not wait on a bunch of struldbrugs in some…

Just to note, Mike actually has little involvement in the production of Mike Tyson Mysteries. Literally all he does is come in and read his lines.

I love when the veterans take an interest in the young guys. Plus I’m looking forward to Lamar Jackson establishing himself as starter in the NFL and 10 years from now having the comfort to grow a really kick ass porn mustache 

people tend to forget that. he did the time for the crime. he had major money settlements. it was very high profile. it absolutely fucked his boxing career. There’s plenty of rapists in important positions today that haven’t had to do shit for their crime. One of them sits in an oval office. One of them is a supreme…

With this one conversation Lamar Jackson is now a closer friend than any other member of Rodgers’ family.

“You see? You see what happens when you Boogie on a bad leg, Joel?”
-the 76ers

The woman who’s alt-country band and acting thing flamed out in LA, but feels just right in a third-floor open mic on Broadway.

The blonde-haired, blue eyed girl who lists her ethnicity as “Native American”

In the movie Cast Away, Tom Hanks spends four years on an island....alone. When he returns to civilization, his estranged wife notes “We got a football team now.”

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

I know that that a .202/.289/.266 line in AA is... extremely not good for a baseball player with dreams of the majors, but for a dude to just parachute in like MJ and do that ice cold is honestly pretty impressive.

I actually think he would have been a perfect fit for the Knicks, because he isn’t a very good basketball player.