One movie really holds up well for what it was at the time of release and the other was done by the same shithead who made Chappie.

yeah lerman is basically Ninja, right?

District 9 is wildly overrated.

I remember how I saw this at the theater because my friend didn't want to see District 9. 

LeBron: “I want to go to LA. I want to go to LA when it has a team that can make it to the championship. This is my dream.”

No fault of hers, of course, but also not a level playing field - and sports assumes that there is one.

This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

Any diet that’s named after a process that occurs when normal people start going into starvation isn’t a healthy diet.

First Class isn’t great, but the “Magneto: Nazi Hunter” stuff is gold. Wish they’d gone ahead with that as the full film.

Hot Take! Rebecca Romijn’s version of the character is definitive. She’s mean and sexy and dangerous and, you know, mysterious.

Shirley, you jest, but “liar loans” caused the whole world economy to tank once (and probably will again).

Trump backed out of the deal in 2014 saying “Why would I pay hundreds of millions of dollars for an EJ Manuel?  Bob Kraft told me there is a place in South Florida that will do it for $100.”

Called it back in November...

Then I was told my tip (15%) was too small.

To Los Gatos Streamer Netflix: DEAR MR. I’M- TOO-GOOD-TO-RENEW-OR-ORDER-MORE-MARVEL-SERIES, THIS’LL BE THE LAST MONTHLY PAYMENT OF $11.99 I EVER SEND YOUR ASS.

Then falls into a vat of peroxide.

🎵 You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo! 🎵

Lots of assholes have waxwork done.   Isn't it part of the standard brazilian package?

Wherever we set it up dude. This isn’t about grays and not grays

Speaking of, I once made a pork roast with apples in a regular pressure cooker and wound up with applesauce all over the roast and the pot.  Still tasted good, but lesson learned.