No one can tell me those customers weren’t Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in disguise.

As someone who loves pineapple (with bacon) on pizza, the thought of grape jelly on pizza is nastification in food form.

A good friend of mine, Jewish and now deceaced went to lunch with me one day, and after studying the menu declared that if Christians could turn water into wine then a good Jew could turn bacon kosher, and proceeded to order a BLT.

I once asked three vegetarians if it was vegetarian to swallow cum. I don’t remember what their answer was. But it was hotly debated, I remember that.

Taxes.

“If you guys remember...”

Make like Zelda and link.

OK, so totally off topic, but best one-sentence yelp restaurant review ever.

The real question: Is Gestapo soup...kosher?

no sudden movements!

lye. the answer at that point is always lye. and maybe a blender

man, really? the proper name for sb 1070 is SOLESNA? shit sounds like i should be asking my doctor if it's right for me. the patriot act is disappointed in you, gun-toting hatemongering arizona senate. why not, just off the top of my head, the Reacting Against Clear Invasions of Sovereign Territory Bill?

Does Taco Bell count as dinner?

And now, a mostly-unrelated anecdote: My friend's two roommates were both regularly having sex with the same girl. My friend noticed a trend in who she'd end up sleeping with: whoever bought her Taco Bell would likely be the one she slept with that night. It was an almost 100% likely…

Roman Reigns will always get a +1 from me. And I agree.

wrestling gifs deserve extra credit

I agree. NO, was my response as well.

The vegan one reminds of a webcomic (that for the life of me I cannot find — if anyone knows of it, link me!) of a man sitting in a vegan restaurant and insisting they conform to his needs by providing meat.